Alleged Astronomer Affair Sparks Meme Frenzy: See the Most Savage Posts

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Coldplay’s “Kiss Cam” drama has taken hold of the internet — and social media users aren’t letting it go.

For those who aren’t chronically online, let Us explain: Coldplay performed at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts, on Wednesday, July 16, when frontman Chris Martin seemingly caught two attendees in a scandalous moment. The concertgoers — who have since been identified as Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and the company’s Chief People Officer, Kristin Cabot — had their arms around each other but were quick to separate when called out on the big screen.

Byron dropped to the ground while Cabot turned around and hid her face with her hands, according to video footage of the moment.

“Whoa, look at these two. Alright, come on. You’re OK,” Martin said in the now-viral clip. “Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy. I’m not quite sure what to do.”

Us Weekly has reached out to Astronomer and the executives for comment.

It wasn’t long before the awkward concert moment got the meme treatment online. Keep scrolling for a roundup of the funniest posts:

Made for a Different Generation

“This is Scandoval for people who can’t attach a PDF to an email,” one X user commented, alongside a photo from the concert.

They, of course, were referring to the March 2023 drama when it was revealed that Vanderpump Rules star Tom Sandoval was cheating on longtime girlfriend Ariana Madix with costar and friend Rachel “Raquel” Leviss.

Another pop culture comparison came from an X user who shared a photo of Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Big (Chris Noth) from Sex and the City alongside a caption that read, “The Coldplay concert was crazy.”

the Coldplay concert was crazy pic.twitter.com/z8MiyNTACi

— Pop & Hot Culture (@notgwendalupe) July 17, 2025

Calling Reneé Rapp

The Betches X account called on Rapp “to do the funniest thing” right now in the wake of the scandal. The pop star has a song titled “I Hate Boston,” and it’s likely Byron and Cabot are feeling that way as well.

The Fan Casting of It All

A new show starring … Nicole Kidman?

“Nicole Kidman needs to get on the phone asap and make a limited series about the affair,” one X user wrote alongside the #Coldplay.

Social Media Is Savage — But Hilarious

One social media user referred to Jason Bateman in 2013’s Identity Thief for their meme.

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Andy Byron: I’m just gonna have a nice night out with my sidepiece

Coldplay: pic.twitter.com/MxqGoLWDBb

— Reggie Wade (@ReggieWade) July 18, 2025

It All Goes Back to Taylor Swift

“This is how you should go to concerts if you’ve called in sick or you’re cheating on your partners btw,” one X user wrote, sharing that iconic photo of a Swiftie at the Eras Tour hiding their face with a blanket and sunglasses — you know the one.

this is how you should go to concerts if you’ve called in sick or you’re cheating on your partners btw pic.twitter.com/nAuwdjlUpJ

— zhopamine (@zedchrmsm) July 17, 2025

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